why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
say it with me now
do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual
aight let me say this tho. when biphobic lesbians say things like ‘i don’t wanna be anywhere a guy has been” or the more cissexist/transmisogynistic “i don’t wanna be anywhere a dick has been”
you’re. kind of treating a bi woman like a used object. and totally qualifying her based on her past experiences. and deciding what does or does not impact her worth and “purity.”
and ur a piece of crap.
how do the crystal gems react to steven losing his baby teeth
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG WHERE DID WE GO WROOONG
*frantically tries to shove them back in*
this is 100000% gold I—-
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
Imagine your OTP stuck in an elevator after they’ve had a fight.
ostraciidae reblogged your photo and added:
Ooooh vilken sötnos
Oh you. <3
when you know a word in english but not your native language
when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa
accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence
hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country
“If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first.